Intern, dear Intern, I appreciate your hard work
You do crap I don’t want to ever have to do
But I must say, even if I sound like a jerk
You’re too good at this, and f you.
It’s nothing personal, please understand
I just like my job and want to keep it
It’s just that you keep giving me a hand
In ways that I don’t see fit.
What I mean is, you’re better at my job than me
You speak seven languages and it’s not fair
I give you a daylong assignment, it’s done by three
And my boss might start to compare
And that would be really, really bad
Because event though I’m pretty good
A fairly fair argument could be had
That my position is expendable.
Oh shit, I totally and completely forgot to rhyme
But it’s because I need to work harder this time
Because that over-qualified, talented college kid
Is trying to shit on the semi-above-average work I did.
Listen up, Intern, and listen now
Take your time on assignments, please do
What’s that? You don’t want to? Don’t know how?
You over-achieving SOB, f you.